[translated from the Japanese]
Exec 1: These egg-shaped things are kahwaai [cute or scary tr]
Exec 2: And they work like a dream …
E2: …so they say.
E1: Well they certainly look nice and they don’t leak which is a good thing
E2: The Cup is a winner too. Smart insertion mechanism
E1: So, what’s your packaging strategy?
E2: I’m thinking artist branding
E1: OK, but don't tell me it's Pollock. We can do without bringing up that dripping problem we had last year
E2: I was wondering about Lichtenstein. You know, ‘WHAAM! Use the egg’
E1: Nice, but maybe a bit frightening for first-time users
E2: How about Damien Hirst? We could cover them with sores [could also be spots tr]
E2: Or Richard Serra?
E1: I don't think so I've heard he’s too hard [both execs blush] to get on with
E2: OK. Let’s do Keith Herring and just go with the fish theme
And there we must leave them.
You can find out more about Tenga Haring sex toys here