Dealer: Excuse me would you mind not touching the sculpture.
Woman in her sixties: why not?
D: Ah...you wouldn't touch a painting would you?
W: But it's not a painting.
D: Well you wouldn't touch a sculpture if it was in a museum.
W: I would… so you'll have to do better than that, particularly when your sculpture is so tempting to touch.
D: Ok, so can I touch your breasts? So tempting.
W: (outrage)
Thanks J
