Head of art department: So much money.
D: I mean more money than I ever thought possible.
HA: So much more money.
D: But that’s not to say we shouldn’t make even more money. Is it?
HA: Not make even more money? That’s a horrible idea.
D: Absolutely and my gut says that more money would be a good thing.
HA: Can you even make too much money? Is that even possible?
D: So how are you going to do it?
HA: Me?
D: Yes. I want to make more money and you agreed with me. So what's your strategy?
HA: Bacon? Warhol? Richter?
D: No. I mean more money on top of all that money.
HA: I suppose we could get more people with money to give us… I mean spend more money with us.
D: That’s brilliant. How would we do it?
HA: Well, we could focus on people with money who don’t know anything about art and teach them how to spend that money on art.
D: How would that get us more money?
HA: They’d spend it at our auctions.
D: Nice, very nice. But do you think they'd fall for it?
HA: If we charged them a lot of money I think they would.
D: Then let’s do it.
And they did.
