Here you go. Just what you need to prep the kids before you take them to an art museum. This Janet and John-like guide to art is the work of comedian and artist Miriam Elia. She had a short relationship with Turner prize winning Martin Creed and plastered that experience all over the large banner work “I fell in love with a conceptual artist…and it was totally meaningless”. So if you do order Peter, Jane and Mummy go to a gallery and learn about sex, death and contemporary art’ here, don’t expect nice.