Tuesday, January 04, 2011

Big ears

“Stand in front of that painting and I’ll take your photo…(pause) … not that in front."

“Don’t touch that please sir.”
“I didn’t touch it.”
“Well just don’t look like you’re touching it.”

"Those (Koons sculpture) aren’t plastic, they’re metal.”
“Are you sure?”
“I’m one hundred percent sure.”
“Where’s the label?”
“Don’t you trust me?”
“Not much.”

(Looking at a Warhol Rorschach painting)
“I can see Jesus…the real Jesus.”
“I don’t see anything.”

“If he was wearing shoes I’m sure they would have put it on the label.”

“She shouldn’t run like that in the gallery."
“Yes she can, art is for everyone.”

"That’s fairly bizarre.”
“There’s more bizarre over here.”