Big ears

At the Los Angeles County Museum.

“I like this.”
“So do I.”
“You do?”
“…well, not all of it.”


“I did like it. I liked it a lot, but in the end the paint was too thick.”

“Is that a Koons?”
“Probably.”

“I used to paint.”
“You did?”
“Oh yeah… I did watercolours. I liked the control.”
“Control is good.”

Visitor: “Where’s the photography exhibit?”
Guard: “Down there.”
V: “Past that ugly green painting?”
G: “That’s the one.”