No sooner did we post the Suitcase story than three of our readers sent in the same AAG rumour. Apparently the Auckland Art Gallery has asked Saatchi & Saatchi to come up with some television commercials. One concept, we are told, features a homeless Maori male morphing into a Goldie painting while in another a female K-Road professional morphs into some other painting from the collection. Living the dream. Have these ideas been accepted? As usual overthenet table tennis balls for confirmation, additions or believable denials.Image: Early concept work for an overthenet TVC